Wasp Nest



Reblogged from nadrojroe
Don’t remember that in American Horror Story

Don’t remember that in American Horror Story

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Reblogged from thecakebar
spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

That happened on mine

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake

  • A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
  • No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
  • The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake

slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”

one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

That happened on mine

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Reblogged from omnomnominator
crablouse:

bastardfact:

The daily grind

merciless god.

crablouse:

bastardfact:

The daily grind

merciless god.

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Reblogged from jigglebologna
dontneedyourheroact:

fobay:

Apparently Phil Tippett’s response to this meme is this: “I’m sick of all this ‘Phil Tippett Dinosaur Supervisor - You Had One Job to Do’ stuff. Because it looks to me like they’re [the dinosaurs] all hitting their marks just fine. It’s called ACTING.”

I THOUGHT THIS WAS BULLSHIT BUT APPARENTLY IT IS REAL I’M FUCKING SCREAMING
https://twitter.com/PhilTippett/status/377924785235193856

dontneedyourheroact:

fobay:

Apparently Phil Tippett’s response to this meme is this: “I’m sick of all this ‘Phil Tippett Dinosaur Supervisor - You Had One Job to Do’ stuff. Because it looks to me like they’re [the dinosaurs] all hitting their marks just fine. It’s called ACTING.”

I THOUGHT THIS WAS BULLSHIT BUT APPARENTLY IT IS REAL I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

https://twitter.com/PhilTippett/status/377924785235193856

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Reblogged from beebunny

lolthefunniest:

scarymermaid:

dreadlockholmes:

foreveralone-lyguy:

beebunny:

'Howl' o ween with the boyfriend

are you dating Cole Sprouse

That is literally cole sprouse
look u can see the other cole sprouse peeking through the thing

THE OTHER COLE SPROUSE

What if she’s here doing a social experiment too?

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Reblogged from fuckyeahviralpics
starrysleeper:

high-blogging:


while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

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Reblogged from orangejazlyn
cawcawmuthaducka:

stridersis:

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

f*ck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case
a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

THAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE.

FUCK. OH MY GOD.

cawcawmuthaducka:

stridersis:

dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

f*ck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

THAT IS FUCKING ADORABLE.

FUCK. OH MY GOD.

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Reblogged from pinkhairedgoddess

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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Reblogged from emojustinyoung

juliansbooclenchingfalsetto:

"i don’t like bands with girls"

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Reblogged from indigesti0n

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD

LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING

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THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD

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AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD. 

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JUST. OMG

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?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

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